Sunday 8:10 p.m.
What's up Vanilla Face? (from text)
Monday 10:09 a.m.
My professor just admitted to the class that he didn't grade our assignments over break because he was too busy playing “Skyrim.” (from text)
Monday 6:39 p.m.
Someone I know at a different college found a bunch of ASL videos posted by NTID students and sent them all to me asking if I knew each deaf person in them. WTF, we don't all know each other, ok? (from text)
Monday 7:55 p.m.
Hey Rings! We're having the most awesome knitting circle! There's cake and I'm drunk. (from text)
Tuesday 3:03 p.m.
I just woke up in a sewer and my head is bleeding and I don't know where I am. So if you could send someone out to find me Rings, I'd appreciate it. (from voice)
Wednesday 5:45 p.m.
Overheard at RIT: Wait, I don't understand; tell me about the vagina. (from text)
Thursday 12:24 a.m.
Gin and Tonic: Less calories, more hammered. (from text)
Friday 1:12 p.m.
Hey Rings, I was just calling to tell you about this massive dump that I just took. It [Trust us, you really don’t want to know]. Please let me know what I need to do to fix this problem. (from voice)
Sunday 6:32 p.m.
Julia, you were looking so damn sexy last night at the bar, I was wondering of you were free to do anything this Saturday night? Let me know ;) -Jon (from text)