“I wish I was DNA so I could
unzip your genes.”
Ashley Pastor
Environmental Science
Second year
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“You must be a parking ticket because
you’ve got fine written all over you.”
James Lord
Computer Science
Fifth year
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“Uh... let’s go... um... over there...”
Jesse Powers
Environmental Management
and Technology
First year
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“I’ll be sine you be cosine
and together we’ll be one.”
Andy Mclyskie
Information Technology
First year
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“I’m sorry, did we have
sex last night?”
Su Lu
New Media Marketing
First year
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“How about we combine our
xx and xy cromosomes?”
Sean Kumar
Microeconomics
Second year
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“Did you fall from heaven?
‘Cause... I don’t know.”
Eric Potter
Advertising and Public Relations
First year
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“I’m gonna treat you like my
homework... slam you on the table and
do you all night long.”
Renee Johnson
Advertising and Public Relations
First year
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“Hey baby, that dress looks good on
you... but it would look
better on my floor.”
Amber Gulley
Biology
Fourth year
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