Published February 13, 2009
Word on the Street
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Give me your worst pickup line.


“I wish I was DNA so I could unzip your genes.”
Ashley Pastor
Environmental Science
Second year

“You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
James Lord
Computer Science
Fifth year

“Uh... let’s go... um... over there...”
Jesse Powers
Environmental Management and Technology
First year

“I’ll be sine you be cosine and together we’ll be one.”
Andy Mclyskie
Information Technology
First year

“I’m sorry, did we have sex last night?”
Su Lu
New Media Marketing
First year

“How about we combine our xx and xy cromosomes?”
Sean Kumar
Microeconomics
Second year

“Did you fall from heaven? ‘Cause... I don’t know.”
Eric Potter
Advertising and Public Relations
First year

“I’m gonna treat you like my homework... slam you on the table and do you all night long.”
Renee Johnson
Advertising and Public Relations
First year

“Hey baby, that dress looks good on you... but it would look better on my floor.”
Amber Gulley
Biology
Fourth year
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Fri, Feb 13 2009 @ 3:39 pm
Doesn't she mean DNA helicase?
Ilsa Shaw
 
Sun, Mar 15 2009 @ 3:24 pm
I'm pretty sure you have to square sine and cosine to get 1, but I guess it makes the line too long to say.
Mike
 
Wed, Apr 1 2009 @ 11:20 am
Seriously people need to get over the DNA pick up line. Who cares if its not scientifically correct, ITS A PICK UP LINE. They're supposed to be dumb.
Annoyed
 
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