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| Simon Jones |
REQUIREMENTS FOR
ACCEPTANCE TO RIT:
- Pass the entrance exam.
- Fail drivers ed.
I’m walking behind a guy
skateboarding
down the quarter mile
in a Superman cape.
SPRING MAKES PEOPLE
AWESOME!
Just saw a girl with a bubble
wand charge someone and
scream “FOR NARNIA!”
Feels good to be back.
To all the BOYS RIDING SCOOTERS around campus:
This is WHY YOU’RE NOT GETTING LAID.
Don’t blame the ratio.
Psst, RINGS, don’t
tell Destler, but
it’s the first day of
spring and the
sky is blue.
There are three live snakes
in Building 12. JUST
LAYING AROUND
DOING SNAKE STUFF.
I am sitting in the library, and out
of 11 computers around me mine
is the only Mac. WE’RE NOT
IN BUILDING 7 ANYMORE,
DOROTHY.
Rings! How the hell do people have UMBRELLA
ATTACK SHIRTS three hours after the news came
out?! Never underestimate the nerds’ power.
