Instructions: Use these prompts to fill out the lines below. When you’ve finished, plug those in to the corresponding Rings calls.
1.
noun, liquid __________
noun __________
noun __________
noun __________
2.
adjective __________
noun, plural __________
3.
deity __________
noun, an event __________
year __________
adjective __________
4.
rit apartment __________
appliance __________
5.
noun __________
curse __________
reproductive organ __________
reproductive organ __________
6.
rit building __________
ordinal number __________
a game __________
7.
noun __________
noun, plural __________
noun __________
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8.
adjective, abstract __________
noun, complicated __________
9.
famous person __________
noun, a room __________
weapon __________
10.
adjective __________
11.
noun, impressive __________
noun, man-made __________
12.
famous person __________
verb __________
13.
noun, a room __________
verb __________
noun __________
noun __________
14.
rit major __________
rit major __________
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1. Wednesday, 12:56 a.m.
HI, RIT RINGS? MY FRIEND JUST TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GOING TO
POUR <NOUN , LIQUID> ON MY <NOUN> AND THAT I’M GOING TO
GET <NOUN> BECAUSE THERE’S <NOUN> IN <NOUN, SAME LIQUID
AS BEFORE>. [THAT’S TOO BAD]!
2. Friday, 12:08 a.m.
YEAH, EVERYONE AT RIT IS <ADJECTIVE>
LOSERS, AND THERE’S NO <NOUN, PLURAL>,
AND IT SUCKS.
3. Thursday, 3:57 p.m.
Okay, so, oh my <deity> Rings.
It was just the great <noun, a
kind of event> of <year>, and
it was <adjective>! I miss the
<same event> already!
4. Friday, 12:08 a.m.
IF YOU LIVE IN THE <RIT APARTMENT COMPLEX>, DON’T USE THE <APPLIANCE>.
5. Friday, 12:59 a.m.
I’m really hopped up on
<noun> right now. Whoa,
<curse>, <reproductive organ>
<reproductive organ>.
6. Monday, 11:46 p.m.
SO, I’M IN <RIT BUILDING>, <ORDINAL NUMBER> FLOOR, AND
I WALK INTO THIS ELEVATOR THAT’S ALREADY OPEN, AND
NOBODY’S PRESSED ANY BUTTONS YET, AND IT WON’T MOVE,
AND WE’RE AFRAID THAT AT ANY MOMENT WE MAY PLUMMET
TO THE GROUND AND DIE. BUT UNTIL THEN, WE’RE ENJOYING
THE TIME WE HAVE ON THE ELEVATOR WITH EACH OTHER.
WE’RE PLAYING <A GAME>.
7. Thursday, 8:08 p.m.
HEY RINGS, SO WE’RE SMOKING A <NOUN> IN THIS HIPPIE DEN WE CREATED OUT OF SOME <NOUN,
PLURAL> AND THE <NOUN> BY THE TENNIS COURTS. SOME OF THE KIDS DIDN’T REALIZE THIS PLACE
EXISTED. IT’S MADE OF AWESOME.
8. Friday, 5:11 p.m.
I have come to a <adjective,
abstract> understanding:
Women are more complex
than <noun, something complicated>.
Evil vixen!
9. Saturday, 3:18 a.m.
Alright, Rings, I’ve
got it figured out
this time! It was
<famous person>,
in the <noun, a
room>, with the
<weapon>!
10. Tuesday, 12:15 p.m.
Ed Wolf looks <adjective> in an orange blazer.
11. Tuesday, 5:45 p.m.
Hey, I was just reading the Reporter, and I just read
the article about George Hotz who apparently hacked
<noun, impressive>. After reading the article, it kinda
sounds like he just invented the <noun, man-made>
again. So, yeah, way to go, George!
12. Friday, 9:58 p.m.
Hello, RIT Rings,
this is <famous person>!
I’ve <verb>ed
your fricken’ puzzle.
The answer is “your
mother,” Trebek!
13. Sa turday, 3:14 a.m.
Yo Rings, I was in the <noun, a room> the other
day and the power went out, so it was dark. It
was like Resident Evil. I was pissing. I thought
I was going to get <verb>ed. If someone had
touched my <noun> I would have turned
around and pissed them yellow. So, anyway, I
pissed, I made it fine, and I used my <noun> to
get out of there. But [gosh], scariest thing that’s
ever happened to me.
14. Wednesday, 3:11 a.m.
MOMMY, CAN
I BE A <RIT
MAJOR> INSTEAD
OF A
<RIT MAJOR>?
