Saturday, 5:22 p.m.
I went to my drug test, high and drunk fml!
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Friday, 11:22 p.m.
The weatherman described the forecast last night as starlit and chilly. What exactly does starlit mean as it relates to the weather?
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Monday, 2:24 p.m.
Hey Rings, I got three phone numbers from girls last night. On a Wednesday night! How is that for a RIT student?
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Sunday, 11:27 p.m.
Do you think if I smoke my 80-year-old data analysis teacher up during class break, he would be chill enough to give me exam answers?
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Friday, 3:36 a.m.
Hey Rings, I am totally [crunk] faced here in Riverknoll, drinking Red Bull, just to [jump] a girl I met at a party to stay awake. Just to let you know. Peace!
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Tuesday, 12:02 p.m.
Hey, Rings! I had the most terrible night ever. I didn’t know my roommate was gay all this time. Tonight, I opened the door and saw him [fudging] with another boy. Sicko!
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Wednesday 8:47 p.m.
So, I’m walking outside on my way to Sol’s with some people and we overhear a group of guys, and one of them just says, “No, you cannot buttsex someone.”
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Monday, 2:24 p.m.
We’re on the quarter mile handing out oranges, saying that it will prevent scurvy. However, it seems that everyone wants scurvy because no one is taking the oranges. So yeah, do something about that.
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Monday, 1:06 a.m.
Peace be with youuuuuu!!!
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Friday, 2:39 a.m.
Rings, I found Margaret Thatcher’s facebook. Not only is she all boobs and no brain, but she also smokes enough weed to embarrass Kurt Cobain. I’m completely turned off.
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