Tuesday, 2:44 p.m.
So Rings, over the weekend I got black out drunk and did things. I have learned a new thing each day since,
but still no explanation as to why I woke up naked.
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Tuesday, 8:30 p.m.
Why the hell is the RIT Inn express bus called the Express? First, the guy shows up late at RIT, then he goes on break so I gotta wait another 20 minutes, then he goes to the dorms, then the bookstore. What the [Flipper]? No, he’s not done yet, now he’s stopping at the mall. Express my [two lower cheeks].
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Tuesday, 7:26 p.m.
Man, this kid is such a [misshapen sexual organ], he wears a douchey hat and says douchey things, plus his eyes bug out and his face looks like the moon. In summary, he is a [misshapen sexual organ].
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Monday, 9:50 p.m.
Hi RIT Rings, it’s me. You published me the other week. I was the one who called in about the [loving] [bleeping] honking geese.
I’m so high now and just want to let you know I’ve been showing all my friends. Thanks, RIT Rings! This call is for you!
Sunday, 1:09 p.m.
This fat [husky] came to a party I threw. It got late so I gave her my bed and slept on the couch. Why is she telling everyone that I [made passionate love to]
her!? Jeez...
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Monday, 10:08 a.m.
Today is 4/20, and guess what? After walking in my 10 a.m. class in my favorite green army pajama bottoms, [My teacher] said,
“Oh, are you wearing green because it’s 4/20 today?”
She rocks!
Tuesday, 12:08 a.m.
Hey Rings! It’s my effing 20th b-day on 4/20 and, no, I dont smoke pot.
Ppl think I’m crazy for that but, nope, on my b-day I am doing homework. fml
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Tuesday, 3:28 p.m.
My friend thinks there’s a conspiracy against her. Everywhere she goes people stare at her. It’s not like she’s ugly. She’s not an engineer. Please make it stop.
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Tuesday, 5:01 p.m.
I take direct offense to the tip about CS majors! I love computers and women and we are much better than SE majors.
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Call 585.672.4840
Now taking ur txt msg!
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