Tuesday, 9:23 p.m.
My professor just gave
us a break and I went to
Crossroads to get my roast
beef sandwich and when I
returned we were watching
a clip of cows and dogs
being butchered and I lost
my lunch all over.
Sunday, 7:49 p.m.
I was reading you last week
and I saw that thing about the
Obama speech and it sounding
like they were chanting,
“Yankees suck,” and, well,
that’s because they do suck.
Big giant balls.
Saturday, 9:59 p.m.
Slow people on the
Quarter Mile suck.
Slow people on the
bus suck even more. I
really just want to
hit someone in the
back of the head.
Friday, 10:55 p.m.
This is Barack Obama. Can you tell
my roommate to flush the toilet in
the bathroom and pick his condom
wrappers off the floor? Thank you.
Saturday, 1:29 a.m.
I just wanted everyone to know
that a Boylan’s Rootbeer is $2.50
at lovin’ cup while it’s only $1.00 at
Wegmans. That’s like a um... 150%
increase. That ridiculous. I mean,
it’s as bad as the Corner Store.
Monday, 10:40 p.m.
Hey RIT rings, calling back again.
In my room again. I’m here with
my friend [the skipper]. He’s
reading PostSecret. I think he’s
dying now. Anyway just calling
to leave a message. I’ll call back
Sunday, 7:53 p.m.
I was, like, talking to this guy on my
floor, and he fell in love with this girl
over Smash Brothers . I was wondering
how I could help him get over it, because
he thinks if you meet a girl playing Smash
Brothers, they want to [make whoopie
with] you. Thanks!
Saturday, 11:18 p.m.
It’s 11:19 in the morning. I called last
night because there was a fire alarm
in our building yesterday and we’re
standing outside in the rain and it
really sucks. It would brighten our day
if you put it in the Reporter.
Friday, 11:00 p.m.
I’m in Gleason and
I just got on the
elevator and someone
Tuesday, 6:17 p.m.
why RIT is
are making it
when they are
getting rid of
the grass in
the back. They
it more green,
they are just
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