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Quote
"You don't have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass."
- Red Forman, "That 70's show"
Overseen and Overheard
“Food that does not stick to pizza cheese is inedible.... You can alway pick mushrooms off pizza and when you throw them they will stick to walls”
- Professor walking by students eating by MET office
Word of the Week
Enervate v. — tire, wear out.
“Jane’s battle with calc homework enervated her, though the pirate onslaught beforehand certainly didn’t help.”
Definition taken from http://dictionary.com
Stream of Facts
Westchester County Jail in New York is being sued for $500 million by Santiago Gomez and 10 other inmates who claim that “depriving inmates of the use of dental floss …is causing us cavities,” according to a quote in the Journal News, putting them at risk of tooth loss.
The Texas national guard is currently investigating the loss of a seven-inch radioactive rod. Used to identify the best spots for fracking, it was lost in a Texas desert by Haliburton employees, according to the Guardian.
Haiku
Quarter is half done.
I forget what sleep feels like.
Red Bull’s my lifeblood.
Reporter Recommends - Reverend Bizarre "Pyramids of Mars"
“Doctor Who” is back in full swing with a new season, and you’re super stroked. All your friends have packed into your lounge-turned-dorm, and you’re ready to watch the Doctor hurtle through space and time on a series of wacky adventures. However, in some alternate, darker timeline, things aren’t so joyful.
Recorded in the 90s by Finnish doom metal band Reverend Bizarre, “Pyramids of Mars” is a slowed-down version of the show’s iconic title track. Featuring heavy guitar riffs and a fantastically cheesy synth, it’s a refreshing take on a classic theme. It harkens to a universe where, regeneration gone awry, a raging alcoholic Doctor is drunk-driving his Tardis chaotically through all of existence. And, surprisingly enough, it sounds pretty sweet.
