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Published September 30, 2011
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Sunday, 6:51 p.m. (from text)
When I see Dr. Destler walking around campus I like to pretend that he’s
conducting secret missions to keep the HvZ population under control.
Sunday, 6:51 p.m. (from text)
I’ve stolen like 28 forks from Gracie’s this quarter. What the [spork] do I do with them?
Monday, 9:15 p.m. (from text)
The highlight of my three years of
being here at RIT is that the Corner Store
now sells Dr. Pepper. [Fizz] yeah!
Wednesday, 1:33 p.m. (from text)
I overheard a girl say it takes her an hour and a half to get ready in the morning. She is wearing pajama pants...WTF was she doing?!
Thursday, 1:43 p.m. (from text)
My goal before graduation is to take
a nice dump in every academic building.
Sunday, 6:51 p.m. (from text)
Smokers must be really smart;
they’re at the library all day.
Wednesday, 1:33 p.m. (from text)
The Wacky, Waving, Inflatable, Arm-Flailing Tube Man was doing the Bernie today; finally someone here can
actually dance.
Tuesday, 8:06 p.m.(from text)
“The narwhal bacons at midnight.” That is all!
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LGBTQ identifiers should be considered to qualify for affirmative action aid. |
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Affirmative action needs some work before it'll help. |
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