Saturday, 9:59 p.m.
Would you do a girl with square boobs?

Friday, 3:17 p.m.
So I'm pretty pissed off. The fire inspector showed up today and told me that I can't have holiday lights up. So apparently RIT is a bunch of [suckin'] scrooges. Why can't they get in the spirit?

Monday, 9:55 p.m.
We’re trying to do Statics [homework] right now and we don’t know what force couples are. What are [truckin’] couples? Signed, six college students who are so confused.

Wednesday 8:33 p.m.
I’m calling to let you know that there’s a Public Safety car speeding very unsafely through B Lot and that makes me very mad. Thank you.

Friday, 11:25 p.m.
I'm looking at a poster in Gracie’s and I'm wondering who made the one that shows four keys on a trumpet. They're smart!

Sunday, 7:53 p.m.
Hey Rings, just wanted you to know that when I picked up last week’s issue of Reporter I, too, was wearing my army shirt. We match, Rings... we match.

Saturday, 1:43 a.m.
Hey Rings, I found a spring. I think that it goes to a car. But don’t worry — I gave it to a Ford Focus so everything's all right.

Tuesday, 6;17 p.m.
Yeah, so I'm in NRH and watching a ton of kids run around flashing us. One girl’s doing it and she has her bra on... maybe she'll do it for real. There is a guy doing it, too. Not nice.

Saturday, 5:40 p.m.
I just wanted to comment on this Humans versus Zombies stuff. I think they should change it to Virgins versus People I Don’t Want to Hang Out With.

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