Riding the handlebars on your friend's bike
While it's hard to imagine, at one point in our
lives we didn’t drive cars. Our only sources of
transportation were our parents’ cars or bikes.
Some even decided to go retro and wear roller
blades. Not scooters, though. No one likes
However, everyone had that one friend who
never had a bike and ended up lagging behind
because he’s not fast enough. So what did you
do? You stopped the bike, told him to sit on the
handlebars, held on and pedaled the hardest
you ever had.
Riding your friend’s handlebars is what you
did when your bike’s tire was flat and none of
your friends’ bikes had pegs. It may be 2012,
but instead of walking down the quarter mile,
just hitch a ride on some handlebars. Of course,
beware of falling over; riding down hills isn’t
advisable. Any other time, though, just hold on,
keep your stomach flexed and enjoy the ride.
Overseen and Overheard
“If a female watches anime, you
can tell how crazy she is by the
ones she watches.”
-Male student to friend
What's on Your iPod?
Major Lazer & La Roux feat. Gucci Mane — “I’m
Not Your Lemonade & Heroes n Villains (Remix)”
Major Lazer, La Roux, and Gucci Mane on the
same track. No genre of music is safe from the
mash-up. Now I get to be bulletproof in my lemoncolored
Favorite Lyric: “Love, love is like a stubborn youth
/ That you’d rather just deny / I’m walking on a
broken roof / As I look up to the sky.”
Dear Lana Del Rey
I want you to marry me;
Just call me, maybe.
Word of the Day
v. Throwing of a person or
thing out of a window.
The mob quickly DEFENESTRATED the
informant as he admired the newlybuilt
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me."
-Hunter S. Thompson
Stream of Facts
The Los Angeles Lakers have won 16 NBA
Championships, making them second for
the most championships titles, the first
being the Boston Celtics.
Runners get a “second wind” when the
body transitions into an aerobic state after
oxygen and nutrients aren’t transported to
the muscles fast enough.
Baji quan, which is roughly translated as
“Eight Extremes Fist,” is a martial art that
utilizes body parts such as the hip, shoulder,
knee and elbow in its fighting style.
Korean artist Psy’s hit single “Gangnam
Style” recently became the subject of a gang
fight after a Thai dance competition turned
into an altercation between two rival gangs,
according to a UPI article.
The Guinness World record for
Largest Water Balloon Fight is held by
the Christian Student Fellowship of
the University of Kentucky. There were
8,957 participants involved and 175,141