Monday, 10:01 a.m. (from text)

I’ve lost count of how many Geo Metros I’ve seen floor it out of Kate Gleason Circle. Look at me! I can go 5 MPH!

Monday, 8:13 p.m. (from text)

Hey Rings, if you are supposed to wash your hands for a full minute, how come the [flowing] automatic sinks only stay on for 30 seconds?!

Monday, 9:01 p.m. (from text)

Dear Rings, sometimes I wish the Matrix was real so I could reach through the internets and CHOKE A [CYPHER]!

Tuesday, 12:23 a.m. (from text)

I just woke up and went to get a glass of water from the kitchen. My door shut behind me and it locks automatically. I’m locked out of my room with only a T-shirt (no bra), my underwear, and my cell phone...I have class at 8 AM. FML!

Tuesday, 9:43 a.m. (from text)

Rings! Whoever thought of putting a piano in the Fireplace Lounge needs to be SLAPPED! I’m tired of listening to people slamming keys while I’m trying to study!

Tuesday, 2:14 p.m. (from text)

I heard a freshman qwtalking today about how excited she was for the football game and dressing up for a dance. I wish I could be there to see her face when someone breaks the news.

Tuesday, 10:24 p.m. (from text)

YBEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.

Wednesday, 6:28 p.m. (from text)

YOU KNOW RINGS, EVERYONE SENDS YOU PROMISCUOUS REQUESTS Can I just take you out on an old fashioned date?