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| Emily DeVault |
QUOTE
You should always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
-Yogi Bera
WORD OF THE DAY
Nullifidian n. — A person having no faith or religious belief.
The loss of his father turned Robert into a nullifidian.
Definition taken from http://www.thefreedictionary.com/
WHAT'S ON YOUR IPOD
Jay Electronica
“Victory Is in My Clutches”
From his “What the F*CK is a Jay Electronica” mixtape... Actually, what is a Jay Electronica?
Favorite Lyric: “I tumble like the dice do / Stay on the humble like Christ do / Piss stanzas and shit haikus / Since I was a young tyke who / Tried to moonwalk like Michael.”
HAIKU
Two rules to this life:
Do not forget to smile,
And drink more liquor.
REPORTER RECOMMENDS
20x200
Art is awesome. I may not be an artist, but my stick figure drawings are epic and I’m left-handed and left-handed people are supposedly really artistic. I can appreciate art enough to know when it should be a part of your home. However, some fine art and photography pieces are beyond my very small college budget.
20x200 solves my problem by offering a large variety of paintings, drawings and photos for reasonable prices. Every week, new pieces are added to the already enormous collection, and all of them are exceptional. The best part is that all the art is artist submitted. Each piece of art has a small blurb about the artist, making every buy worth it. If your wall is looking a bit gloomy and needs some color, visit 20x200 and start browsing.
Check out 20x200 at http://20x200.com
STREAM OF FACTS
WWE wrestler Ric Flair’ entrance theme SONG is “Also Sprach Zarathustra” by Richard Strauss, which is also known for its use in “2001: A Space Odyssey.” Greatest man alive.
Bing Crosby’s SONG “White CHRISTMAS” is the best selling physical single of all time, selling more than 100 million copies.
In 2007, France received the most CHRISTMAS letters addressed to Santa Claus, with over one million letters coming from 126 different COUNTRIES.
On the list of smallest COUNTRIES in the world, VATICAN City comes out on top, covering approximately a fifth of a square mile.
According to an Associated Press article, The VATICAN granted sainthood to 17th century Native American Kateri Tekakwitha when a young man who mysteriously recovered from flesh-eating BACTERIA owed his recovery to Kateri.
The first observation of BACTERIA ever recorded was by Antony van Leeuwenhoek in 1683.
OVERSEEN AND OVERHEARD
"It was like I used the grand summoning spell ‘Bring Her To My Apartment.’"
-Male student to friend
