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Published November 4, 2011
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Word on the Street
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If you were a mafia boss, what business would you use as your front?
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| Jonathan Foster |
“Men’s underwear boutique; it’s highly profitable (especially among the homosexuals).
Undies equal money.”
-Tanner Newcomb, third year Molecular Bioscience & Biotechnology
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| Jonathan Foster |
“Girl Scouts.”
[“Why would you use innocent little children?!”]
“Exactly.”
-Stephen Patterson, fourth year Journalism (left)
“Mine would be a cupcake store... ice that fool.”
-Erika Mason, fourth year Electrical Engineering (center)
“A laundromat... wash those fools.”
-Cheyanne Davis, fourth year Finance (right)
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| Jonathan Foster |
“My cover up would be a ballet studio - sweet, innocent - no one would ever know. "
-Maddi Hoppy, third year Industrial Design
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| Jonathan Foster |
“Daycare. Inconspicuous. Who thinks a daycare guy is running the mafia?”
-Aaron Weidenaar, first year Mechanical Engineering
“Bookstore. Same reason. Mafia people don’t read books.”
-John Sweet, first year Mechanical Engineering
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| Jonathan Foster |
“I would run a joke store ‘cause I could make
people laugh.”
-Kristen Wildenstein, second year Civil Engineer Technology
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| Jonathan Foster |
“A pet store... because no one would suspect me, plus then you could have lots of puppies.”
-Sidney Coombs, fifth year Chemistry
“I would sell bleach because it’s a front for massive amounts of acid which you can dispose of bodies with, and it’s a front of a laundromat. You get to launder your money twice.”
-Bob Martin, fourth year Chemistry
“I wouldn’t dabble in muggle affairs.”
-Severus Snape, Professor of the Dark Arts
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LGBTQ identifiers should be considered to qualify for affirmative action aid. |
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Affirmative action needs some work before it'll help. |
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If you were to set a record at RIT, what would it be? |
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