Instructions: Use these prompts to fill out the lines below. When you’ve finished, plug those in to the corresponding Rings calls.

1. noun, liquid __________ noun __________ noun __________ noun __________ 2. adjective __________ noun, plural __________ 3. deity __________ noun, an event __________ year __________ adjective __________ 4. rit apartment __________ appliance __________ 5. noun __________ curse __________ reproductive organ __________ reproductive organ __________ 6. rit building __________ ordinal number __________ a game __________ 7. noun __________ noun, plural __________ noun __________

8. adjective, abstract __________ noun, complicated __________ 9. famous person __________ noun, a room __________ weapon __________ 10. adjective __________ 11. noun, impressive __________ noun, man-made __________ 12. famous person __________ verb __________ 13. noun, a room __________ verb __________ noun __________ noun __________ 14. rit major __________ rit major __________

1. Wednesday, 12:56 a.m.
HI, RIT RINGS? MY FRIEND JUST TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GOING TO POUR <NOUN , LIQUID> ON MY <NOUN> AND THAT I’M GOING TO GET <NOUN> BECAUSE THERE’S <NOUN> IN <NOUN, SAME LIQUID AS BEFORE>. [THAT’S TOO BAD]!

2. Friday, 12:08 a.m.
YEAH, EVERYONE AT RIT IS <ADJECTIVE> LOSERS, AND THERE’S NO <NOUN, PLURAL>, AND IT SUCKS.

3. Thursday, 3:57 p.m.
Okay, so, oh my <deity> Rings. It was just the great <noun, a kind of event> of <year>, and it was <adjective>! I miss the <same event> already!

4. Friday, 12:08 a.m.
IF YOU LIVE IN THE <RIT APARTMENT COMPLEX>, DON’T USE THE <APPLIANCE>.

5. Friday, 12:59 a.m.
I’m really hopped up on <noun> right now. Whoa, <curse>, <reproductive organ> <reproductive organ>.

6. Monday, 11:46 p.m.
SO, I’M IN <RIT BUILDING>, <ORDINAL NUMBER> FLOOR, AND I WALK INTO THIS ELEVATOR THAT’S ALREADY OPEN, AND NOBODY’S PRESSED ANY BUTTONS YET, AND IT WON’T MOVE, AND WE’RE AFRAID THAT AT ANY MOMENT WE MAY PLUMMET TO THE GROUND AND DIE. BUT UNTIL THEN, WE’RE ENJOYING THE TIME WE HAVE ON THE ELEVATOR WITH EACH OTHER. WE’RE PLAYING <A GAME>.

7. Thursday, 8:08 p.m.
HEY RINGS, SO WE’RE SMOKING A <NOUN> IN THIS HIPPIE DEN WE CREATED OUT OF SOME <NOUN, PLURAL> AND THE <NOUN> BY THE TENNIS COURTS. SOME OF THE KIDS DIDN’T REALIZE THIS PLACE EXISTED. IT’S MADE OF AWESOME.

8. Friday, 5:11 p.m.
I have come to a <adjective, abstract> understanding: Women are more complex than <noun, something complicated>. Evil vixen!

9. Saturday, 3:18 a.m.
Alright, Rings, I’ve got it figured out this time! It was <famous person>, in the <noun, a room>, with the <weapon>!

10. Tuesday, 12:15 p.m.
Ed Wolf looks <adjective> in an orange blazer.

11. Tuesday, 5:45 p.m.
Hey, I was just reading the Reporter, and I just read the article about George Hotz who apparently hacked <noun, impressive>. After reading the article, it kinda sounds like he just invented the <noun, man-made> again. So, yeah, way to go, George!

12. Friday, 9:58 p.m.
Hello, RIT Rings, this is <famous person>! I’ve <verb>ed your fricken’ puzzle. The answer is “your mother,” Trebek!

13. Sa turday, 3:14 a.m.
Yo Rings, I was in the <noun, a room> the other day and the power went out, so it was dark. It was like Resident Evil. I was pissing. I thought I was going to get <verb>ed. If someone had touched my <noun> I would have turned around and pissed them yellow. So, anyway, I pissed, I made it fine, and I used my <noun> to get out of there. But [gosh], scariest thing that’s ever happened to me.

14. Wednesday, 3:11 a.m.
MOMMY, CAN I BE A <RIT MAJOR> INSTEAD OF A <RIT MAJOR>?