Sunday, 3:39 a.m.
Hey! How you doing, Rings? I just wanted to let you know that I just
finished reading you and, once I was done, threw you down, rolled
you up, put you in a human body and lit you on fire. Love you!
Thursday, 1:37 a.m
We're here
reading an
old issue of
Reporter and
it talks about
a wide vagina
and heavy flow
and our friend
[Timmy] says
that's right
up his alley.
So yeah, he
thinks that's
pretty great.
Saturday, 2:41 a.m.
I’m over at Perkins and there are drunk people throwing up all
over the quad. And, dude, we just saw this girl throw up for like
five minutes straight and [funk] and she started making out
with a guy like less than one minute later. What the hell?
Monday, 11:12 P.m.
So I just went to the cafe you recommended
and they weren’t playing music. They only
play music on the first Monday of every month.
So thanks for g iving me the wrong
information on my first date with this guy
I really like. It was really embarrassing.
Have a great night, Rings.
Sunday, 5:25 a.m.
Hi, RIT Rings.
I haven’t called you in
a while and I’ve had a
bittersweet night.
I thought I’d call and see
how you’re doing since
my night sucked.
But I guess you’re
not here, so I’ll just
say goodnight! Huh.
Wednesday, 12:27 a.m.
I just wanted to call and tell you that we were playing
with some pieces of concrete outside the Information
booth and it was the most fun we’ve had since we got here.
hope you have a great break, talk to you later.
Monday, 9:32 P.m.
Hi, Rings. I’m at work.
my boss just went
home and I’m the only
one here and I’m bored
out of my mind. my job
is to call people and
ask them if they are
interested in a home
refinancing loan.
So basically I’m a
telemarketer and all
night I get hung up on
and it really ruins my
self-esteem.
So if a telemarketer
calls you please be
nice to them and
realize they are just
college students trying
to make a living.
Call 585.672.4840
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