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Saturday, 1:37 a.m.
They found the
source of the music.
This is truly
the day the music
died.
Monday, 12:46 a.m.
I just want to let you know
my floor is sopping wet,
but at least it’s clean.
Friday, 12:29 p.m.
Hey RIT Rings, open houses suck.
Saturday, 12:37 a.m.
Yo, there’s a kid passed
out on the f loor right
here, and I’m in a hammock.
Why don’t bears
like hammocks, dude?
They’re so comfortable.
And when you hibernate,
bears hibernate,
man, it’s, like, winter.
Peace.
Saturday, 11:59 p.m.
[I don’t like] prohibition! I am at a
speakeasy, and the password is
“I’m here to see a man about a
bunny.” You should totally come.
Sunday, 2:40 a.m.
Some one just gave me a shot
with a fish in it. Does that mean
I’m gonna die? I don’t know. If
so, please call 9-1-1 immediately
and send them my way.
Sunday, 3:11 a.m.
Yo, RIT Rings! There was some guy that called and
said he liked the redheaded lady at Gracie’s. Well,
I wanna say, she’s mine first. She’s so hot.
Sunday, 2:31 p.m.
Hey, Rings! Yeah, it’s 60 out and
I’m eating this fudge cake. But
it’s not even cake, man, it’s like
fudge, pure 100% fudge, man.
You’ve gotta eat this [crap], but
you’re gonna get diabetes.
Saturday, 10:46 a.m.
Rings, I have bad
news: Free Willy has
been released for the
third time. When
will that [splash]ing
whale die already?
Wednesday, 12:34 p.m.
Yo, Rings, you want
an easy way to let
everyone know that
your parents have
money? You should
wear the Park Point
apparel or messenger
bag that they give you
when signing up.
Saturday, 1:35 a.m.
So, I’m standing out in Sol Quad
with three friends and myself,
and on the fourth floor of Gibson,
somebody’s blasting music into
the quad at practically two in the
morning. I’m just wondering, how
many officers of Public Safety does
it take to turn down the music? …
Because, so far, two have shown
up and have not been able to find
the source of the music.
Call 585.672.4840
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