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Wednesday, 11:34 p.m.
Rings, my buddy’s girlfriend
showed me her boobies
over video chat. Very nice!
Wednesday, 11:35 p.m.
Rings, I was just
sitting on the commode,
[urinating] out my
sphincter, and it was the
[unholy] Commons. That
pasta toss, it got me!
Wednesday, 11:36 p.m.
Rings, you’re my best friend.
Wednesday, 11:38 p.m.
Whatever you do, Rings,
don’t shop at Wal-Mart. Their
towels are inferior.
Thursday, 3:07 a.m.
Holy [cow], Rings! I came down to the NRH
basement to get snacks out of the machines,
and the [broken] glass is pressed in. Free
snacks, Rings, hurry your [rear end] up! Free
mother[impregnating] snacks.
Thursday, 12:34 p.m.
Yo, I’m out here, walking to Crossroads,
and there’s these two trees cut down. What
happened to going green? We’re going
green and we’re cutting down trees? That
doesn’t make any sense.
Thursday, 9:57 p.m.
So I was just walking down
from class, and I saw a
bunch of foreigners running
past me, and my first instinct
was to run the same
direction they were running?
Is that bad?
Saturday, 4:31 a.m.
We’re no strangers to love. You
know the rules, and so do I! Never
gonna give you up, never gonna let
you down. Never gonna run around
and desert you.
Saturday, 11:11 a.m.
Hi Rings. Why is it whenever RIT has
some kind of sports event they feel
the need to blare music all around the
dorms when people are sleeping? It’s
Saturday. No one’s up at eleven.
Wednesday, 11:34 p.m.
I peed in your pool! Yay! It’s okay!
Sunday, 12:58 a.m.
So a kid just walks into our
apartment and asks if we
found a dictionary in the
parking lot. We said, “No,”
and he left. And that was it.
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