Sports Desk: Beer Pong

by Josh Lehrer

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only.


Fred Narrows (right) lines up for the perfect shot as intoxicated teammate Douglas Albion waits for his turn.


Lane Mashaut squares off to land the shot of the night, giving her male competitors a hard time.


Team New Haircut runs the table.


State-of-the-art ball cleaning system.

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