Let’s be honest. Everyone’s at least given eHarmony a cursory glance, if not only for the fleeting warm feeling you get from the prospect of possibly meeting your soulmate; someone whose presence reminds you of all the silly overly romanticized thoughts you wrote down to console your lonely self in an early diary. What if, instead of that lovey-dovey sensation, you were overwhelmed by how disturbingly unattractive your romantic prospects were? Beauty may only be skin deep, but who has time to dig past the moles, snaggletooth, lip hair, beer belly and cellulite when you could be fist pumping or sippin’ on Cristal with others like yourself who represent the very idea of physical perfection.

Well Mr. Hasselhoff, Beautifulpeople.com is here to fulfill your shallow, narcissistic tendencies because there are literally thousands upon thousands of pre-guaranteed beautiful people all over the world to friend and bask in your beauty with. You should be wetting your beautiful pants at the prospect of an entity so perfect, but you might find yourself wondering about its usability, or how they keep the uggos out, which they do.

To even become a (non-temporary) member of the site, you must submit a picture proving your beauty, which members of the attractive community vote on to decide if you belong among their upper echelon of sexy people. Once some compassionate Czech foxes believe you belong there, you will encounter an interface like a cross between your operating system’s and Facebook’s. Maneuvering around is pretty simple, albeit a little laggy at times. The service is really quite impressive, but loses some impact by being so shameless and superficial. If that’s what you’re into, (and you’re attractive) then Beautifulpeople.com may be your savior. Regardless, this site should come with a disclaimer: Relationships formed may lack substance.

The results are in. Reporter staff members were rejected and accepted to BeautifulPeople.com. Who got in, and who was left in the cold?

ACCEPTED Sam McCord Sports & Views Editor	ACCEPTED Viktor Nagornyy Online Production Manager
REJECTED Andy Rees Editor in Chief	REJECTED Alex Rogala Leisure Editor