Author: Karl Voelker

05.09.2008

RIT Rings

Sunday, 12:59 a.m. Did you happen to find a dictionary lying outside in the parking lot anywhere? I’ve been looking for it. Sunday, 3:42 a.m. For all the people who call campus security every...

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RIT Rings

All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Wednesday, 11:34 p.m. Rings, my buddy’s girlfriend showed me her...

04.25.2008

RIT Rings

All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Thursday, 8:44 p.m. Hey, Rings. I want to know why RIT and most of...

04.18.2008

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RIT Rings

All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Saturday, 1:37 a.m. They found the source of...

04.11.2008

Mad Libs RIT Rings

Instructions: Use these prompts to fill out the lines below. When you’ve finished, plug those in to the corresponding Rings calls. 1. noun, liquid __________ noun __________ noun __________ noun...

04.04.2008

RIT Rings

Thursday, 9:38 p.m. Yeah, Rings? I’m on co-op, and tonight while I was making dinner (a can of soup), I didn’t have a can opener. So, I used something else. Well, needless to say, I found the can...

03.21.2008

RIT Rings

All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Saturday, 6:15 p.m. RIT Rings, I've missed you...

03.14.2008

RIT Rings

All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Tuesday, 6:11 p.m. I just found a picture of...

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