VIEWS
05.09.2008by Alex Salsberg
Recently, I was asked to meet some administrators to explain the cartoon
that depicted swastika graffiti. Other issues aside, one thing was clear:
it was easier for me... by Karl Voelker
Sunday, 12:59 a.m.
Did you happen to find a dictionary
lying outside in the parking lot
anywhere? I’ve been looking for it.
Sunday, 3:42 a.m.
For all the people... Meby Jen Loomis
If They Don’t Win, It’s Our Shame
I have never been, nor will I ever be, an athlete. I prefer to watch it all from a safe distance by
occasionally attending... by Adam Botzenhart
You’re remarkable—you really are
You’re the only one like you
There isn’t another in the whole wide world
Who can do the things you do
Because you are special,... by Karl Voelker
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Wednesday, 11:34 p.m.
Rings,... 04.25.2008by Joe McLaughlin
A couple weeks ago, there was a big ruckus in the media
about the protesters trying to put out the Olympic Torch
while it was on its multi-continental tour to Beijing... by Karl Voelker
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Thursday, 8:44 p.m.
Hey,... 04.18.2008by Karl Voelker
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Saturday, 1:37 a.m.
They... by Casey Dehlinger
No one is happy with the situation. No one profits from having our own Provost serve
as our special guest speaker at Commencement. In all fairness, there is... 04.11.2008by Veena Chatti
Where there is a will, there is a way. Living close to Colony Manor and opposite
Perkins, I’m proud to say that I’ve been tough enough to walk to all
my classes and... by Madeleine Villavicencio
When I first stepped into the two-bedroom Colony Townhouse assigned
to me and my three roommates, I was in awe. It was more spacious than I
could have ever imagined,... by Karl Voelker
Instructions: Use these prompts to fill out the lines below. When you’ve finished, plug those in to the corresponding Rings calls.
1.
noun, liquid... 04.04.2008by Max Herrera
In the midst of untruth, we have allowed fear to transcend all
notions of morality, ethics, and humanity. Principles man has
attempted to hold true since his dawn,... by Karl Voelker
Thursday, 9:38 p.m.
Yeah, Rings? I’m on co-op, and tonight while
I was making dinner (a can of soup), I didn’t
have a can opener. So, I used something else.
Well,... Distorterby Reporter Staff
Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only.
Tuesday, 1:45 p.m.
Hello, RIT Rings. Do you believe that by... 03.21.2008by Elizabeth Bennett
Ever wonder why at the end of every quarter, a student has six 24
packs of Mountain Dew, 10 board games, 10 bags of chips, three
mega Goldfish containers and six pints... by Karl Voelker
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calls in any format.
Saturday, 6:15 p.m.
RIT... 03.14.2008by Adam Botzenhart
There are at least a hundred good arguments against socialized medicine.
For one, it’s expensive. Hillary Clinton’s plan comes with a price tag of $110 billion
a... by Karl Voelker
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calls in any format.
Tuesday, 6:11 p.m.
I just...
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