03.12.2010 |
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by Jamie Douglas, Andy Rees “Okay girls, only 15 days until we start wearing summer dresses. Prepare to be ogled.” |
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by Andy Rees We are at the threshold of childhood and adulthood. During this spring break, a few of my friends and I traveled down the eastern seaboard, exploring the cities where we might live someday and relying on the... |
02.19.2010 |
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by Jamie Douglas, Andy Rees "We are gathered here today so that you can feel bad about all the things you did last week.” |
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Dear Reporter,
To start off, I’d just like to let you know that I appreciate the amount of work you put into Reporter on top of your other obligations both scholarly and social. However, I really feel like... |
02.12.2010 |
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by Jamie Douglas, Andy Rees "So after we kill these guys, can you drop me off at the florist?
I’ve gotta get something for the missus.” |
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by Andy Rees February 14 comes and goes every year with a variety of fanfare in my house. One housemate, Ted, takes his girlfriend out to dinner. Another housemate, Clem, gets a box of candy from his parents. Yet another,... |
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by Jamie Douglas, Andy Rees “He says he’s a professional arm wrestler, but I’m not sure.” |
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by Andy Rees People are usually surprised when I tell them that I was a “fat kid” growing up. They step back, look me over and tell me I’m lying. Then I pull out my passport with the photo of when I was 16 and weighing in... |
01.29.2010 |
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by Jamie Douglas, Andy Rees “Alright, in the next scene, you walk off-camera and start making out with the director.” |
