02.13.2009 |
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by Evan Stark At one point or another, you will find yourself in a sticky wicket of a relationship. Though you cannot stand to stay, you don’t ever find yourself presented with an easy way out. When you do decide to make... |
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by Neil Demoney Tuesday, 12:58 p.m.
I would just like to inform you that sushi Tuesday is now changed to sushi Wednesday. Hence, my whole schedule is thrown off and I am now in a bad mood. Have a nice day.
Monday, 5:40... |
02.06.2009 |
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by Evan Stark If Student Government is the student body’s brain, and our drive to succeed in our education is our heart, school spirit is our appendix. Underused by most, unappreciated by many more, it has been evolved out... |
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Objects found in a dorm room. Action figures. |
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by Neil Demoney Saturday, 12:15 a.m.
I just tried a Pounce Caribbean Catch for cats. Don’t eat it. They made me puke, but they are shaped like fish so that’s cool.
Sunday, 1:36 a.m.
Alright, RIT Rings, my friend is about... |
01.23.2009 |
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by Jake Hamm “What would Bob Barker have me do?”
Zachary Browning
Information security
Third year
“Yes, I don't want baby cats.”
Nicole Moore
New Media ID
Third year
“YES, fix them all.”
Krista... |
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by Ryan Toukatly Rhyming sucks, I do declare,
It should be banished everywhere.
It mangles phrases, takes away
From what the authors wish to say.
When the rhyming art begins,
Substance falters, style wins.
Any meaning... |
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by Neil Demoney Friday, 9:20 p.m.
My roommate and I were sitting here wondering what truly constitutes cheating and we decided that it’s not really cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it... |
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Found in the Reporter archives. This is the December 13 “Holiday Issue” of 1985. The cover shows Chris and Maria Riggis, sisters at Alpha Sigma Alpha who, according to the article, “are... |
