Tag: Fail

1.15.2011

 

FAIL: 11.12.10

by Brendan Cahill

It’s tough to know for certain what happened here. Was it the result of a night of revelry gone horribly wrong, the first sign of the impending zombie apocalypse, or just an abandoned car? Either way, the...

11.10.2010

 

FAIL: 11.11.10

by Brendan Cahill

The soccer team must have kicked it up a notch this year. A gaping hole was found in the fence on the turf field held together by a web of zipties. One can only assume that when the soccer team noticed the...

4.20.2010

 

FAIL:04.02.10

First Skinny Cows and now Ben and Jerry’s — what is it with ice cream? March 23, otherwise known as “Free Cone Day,” was met with disgruntled students when instead the sign read “50% off all ice cream.” A...

4.6.2010

 

FAIL: 03.12.10

CVS Skinny Cows So much for low calorie snacks: CVS makes a bold move with this Skinny Cow ice cream treat priced near 1K that can be considered a single-handed effort to take down the dieting...

3.26.2010

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FAIL:02.12.10: WITR

Our newly renovated SAU companion gets the hit this week. It was difficult to overlook the glaring error in the pronunciation end of this organization’s re-branding movement. The station is making a solid...

1.28.2010

 

FAIL: 01.29.10: The Office

by John Howard

We gave it our attention, love and commitment. We poured hours into the relationship; waited patiently for its return; and this is how we’re treated? Everyone’s favorite show, “The Office,” gets honored...

1.20.2010

 

FAIL: 01.15.10

This week’s FAIL is awarded to Taco Bell for its pitiful (and possibly sarcastic) rebranding effort: Everyone’s favorite diarrhea onset is now a weight loss solution. The fast food chain recently launched...

1.12.2010

 
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FAIL: SG Edition

This week’s FAIL is awarded to our very own Student Government and their fortune cookie disaster. After researching a variety of companies that offer custom fortune cookie service, it was concluded that...

12.22.2009

 
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FAIL: Park Point Sign Edition

There are many stupid people on this planet, and many assholes too. Anyone would be hard pressed to find an individual who disagreed. Luckily, there’s a place where we can store them all:...



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